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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]

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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!

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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!

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>> aaaaaaaaah!

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I don't know how to express my
Feelings!

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>> I hit my head in the bathroom
And had the inspiration to draw

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This!

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>> and how did you...

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Hit your head in the bathroom,
Doc?

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>> uhh...

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[ grunts ]
[ choking ]

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Ohh!

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Aah!

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>> hey, y'all.

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Recognize me?

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I'm the pen lying on your desk.

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We've never been properly
Introduced, I guess.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Boy, oh, boy, I sure do have a
Lot of fun when you're not

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Around.

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Hee-hee-hee!

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I have pen pals all around the
World.

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I always sign your name, though.

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Most of them are underage boys.

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What will I do with all those
Stacks of letters and photos?

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You'll find out soon enough.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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I'm a really good artist.

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Here's a picture of your boss
Peeing into his own mouth.

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Think he'll be mad?

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[ train whistle blows ]
Well, nice chattin' with ya.

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See you later.

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Hey, there!

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Wanna make a quick $10?

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>> yeah. $10.

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That's great.

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>> oh, good!

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Stick me up your butt.

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Hope you like dysentery.

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Hee-hee-hee!

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>> [ screams ]
Help! Help! Help!

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>> screaming won't do you any
Good!

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[ laughs evilly ]
The walls are soundproof!

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[ pounding on door ]
>> [ muffled ] Hello?

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Are you okay in there?

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I'm calling the police.

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[ dial tone, keypad dialing ]
>> oh, well.

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That's what I get for going with
The lowing soundproofing

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Estimate.

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[ beeping ]
>> hello, what have we here?!

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Spearmint tic tacs, three for
$1.

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Billy dee, this is a red-letter
Day.

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>> oh, wow!

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Billy dee williams!

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Hey, I'm a huge fan.

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>> why, thank you.

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Where have you seen my work?

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"Lady sings the blues,"
"Mahogany," my episode of

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"The jeffersons"?

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>> uh...No, no, no.

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"Star wars," I would guess.

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>> oh, yes.

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That's where I play the hero,
Lando calrissian.

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>> well, I wouldn't call him a
"Hero" per se.

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He did betray all of his friends
To the empire.

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>> oh, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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>> the tic tacs need a coupon.

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>> the empire got there first,
And he had a whole city of

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People to protect.

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>> yeah, but it's working with
The enemy, like france did after

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The nazis invaded.

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>> no coupon?

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They're 99 cents each.

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>> you are comparing
Lando calrissian to

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Marshall philippe pétain --
France's greatest traitor?!

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>> I just think he could have
Practiced nonviolent resistance

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Or something.

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Even a wink to han when they
Landed would have been nice.

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Like, "[ coughs ] Look out.

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[ coughs ] Vader, trap.

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[ coughs ]"
You know, something.

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He's more of a sell-out than a
Hero.

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>> no coupon?

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>> will you wait about the damn
Tic tacs?!

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I'm billy dee [bleep] Williams,
And I'm tired of people saying

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Lando was a [bleep] Traitor!

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[bleep] You, damn it!

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>> uh, is there a problem here?

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>> [ laughs ]
No. Oh, my -- ohh.

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Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.

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[ laughs ]
I'll pay full price for the

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Tic tacs.

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>> good.

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Glad to see lando showing some
Integrity for once.

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>> [ italian accent ] You know,
Donkey kong, at $137 a barrel,

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This is a tremendous a-waste!

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[ grunts ]
I keep it a-now.

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>> [ laughs ]
♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪

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[ laughs ]
[ girl screams ]

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>> someone's stolen my black
Cherry!

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>> oh, no, black cherry pie!

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Your black cherry is gone?!

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>> yes!

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It was probably fudge turnover.

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He loves black cherries.

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>> I'd never take anyone's
Black cherry without their

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Consent.

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>> mm...That's not what I heard.

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>> oh, shut up, bitch pudding!

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[ glass breaks ]
>> [ italian accent ] Son of a

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Bitch!

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>> we're berry, berry mad at
You!

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>> get the hell off of my lawn,
You stupid bitches!

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>> you stole my black cherry!

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>> [ scoffs ]
Sorry, a-honey, I'm into asian

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Chicks.

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[ sniffs ]
What the...

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Fire?!

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Oh, fire!

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My valuables!

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Ay, mama and rachael-a-ray!

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Oh, no!

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Only time to save a'one of you!

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[ whoosh! ]
Aah, you [bleep]

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>> yeah!

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>> look at you!

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>> ooh!

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I'll kill you!

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>> I'm not sure how this gets my
Black cherry back.

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>> nobody says a [bleep] Word,
Or we all go to rikers island

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For a berry, berry, berry long
Time!

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>> hi.

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[ chomp! ]
What's up?

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>> my black cherry!

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Huckleberry pie, you asshole!

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I can't believe you took my...

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>> [ laughs ]
>> I heard she left home because

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Her daddy took her black cherry.

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Blam!

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You all get a taste of the
Bitch pudding!

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>> and now, afro-bot...

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Speak!

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[ whirring ]
>> where the white women at?

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>> success.

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Success!

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>> goodbye, harry.

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>> the henderson family will
Never forget you.

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>> rarr-rar-rar.

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[ birds chirping ]
[ sentimental music plays ]

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>> rarr.

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Err-r-r?

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>> both: [ gasp ]
>> mm...

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Err.

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>> oh.

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Is he...

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>> [ grunting ]
>> oh, my god.

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Okay. Let's go.

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Everyone, we're leaving.

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>> rarr-rar-rar-rar-rar-rar!

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>> okay.

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Uh, uh, everyone, just stay
Still.

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Maybe he'll leave us alone when
He's done.

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>> uh, no, we're watching.

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We're watching.

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>> ugh!

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>> [ moaning ]
[ breathing heavily ]

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[ grunting intensely ]
>> [ crying ]

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[ splatter! ]
Ohhhhh, god!

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>> okay? Uh...

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>> oh, god.

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Be brave. Be brave.

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>> it's okay, kids.

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[ sniffs ]
This never happened!

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It never happened!

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>> if we maintain this
Velocity, we should arrive --

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>> [ farts ]
>> oh, for the love of god,

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Michael.

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>> hey-hey!

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What's the point of having a
Talking car if you can't fart in

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It?

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[ farts, laughs ]
Turbo boost! Ohh!

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[ camera shutter clicks ]
[ whoosh! ]

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>> [ shouts in native language ]
[ asian-themed music plays ]

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>> hi, I'm breckin meyer.

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You might remember me.

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[ whoosh! ]
You know what this is?

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This is $12,000.

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[ ka-ching! ]
Now, what would you do --

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You know what?

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Before you answer that,
Let me tell you what our

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"Co-head writer,"
Doug goldstein, did with

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$12,000.

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[ chuckles ]
He bought a time share!

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True story!

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And, no, no, this isn't 1978,
And doug isn't a 63-year-old

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Retiree from boca!

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Check this out.

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>> you still look fat.

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Hi-ho!

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[ insects buzzing ]
Hey, if flies were nickels...

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Am I right?

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Their capes are vinyl!

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What?

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I ran out of chicks.

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Am I right?!

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It's outrageous lately!

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>> handjobs, $5!

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Get your handjobs, $5.

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>> heh-heh!

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That's your mom!

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[ indistinct conversations ]
Hey, shut the [bleep]

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Hannah montana's the only friend
I need.

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[ bones crunch ]
>> ow!

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What the [bleep] Man?!

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>> the necklace costs a
Blumpkin.

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Now say you're a whore.

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>> I am a whore!

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>> [ laughs ]
Yeah, you are!

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[ ting! ]
You know, I was raised jewish,

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So this really hurts me.

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>> can I help you, sir?

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>> nope.

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>> warrior need food badly.

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>> wow, that never gets old.

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[ laughter, indistinct talking ]
>> attention, joes.

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I'd like to introduce you to our
Newest member, calvin.

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>> welcome to the team, calvin.

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You can call me gung-ho.

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>> um, actually, I've never
Really been too crazy about

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"Calvin."

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So if we could get to the
Code-name part sooner rather

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Than later...

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>> ah, will do. Will do.

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So, what do we think, gang?

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>> well, as you can see, I like
To wear black.

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And, uh, not to boast, but I was
At the top of my sniper class at

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West point.

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So maybe deadeye, or how about
Killshot?

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A-and you know what -- I have a
Phd, so it could be

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Dr. Killshot!

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Huh?

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"Paging dr. Killshot."

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Pa-pow!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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[ zing! ]
[ crash! ]

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[ laughter ]
>> looks like someone had an

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Accident!

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>> way to go, fumbles!

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>> "Fumbles"! That's perfect!

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>> ah, that settles it!

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Welcome to the team, fumbles!

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>> what?! No, no, no, no.

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I'm an insanely talented sniper.

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I'm a doctor, for god's sake.

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>> did everyone hear that?

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It's dr. Fumbles.

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[ laughter ]
>> I think we should cancel our

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"Who's gonna [bleep] The new guy
First?" contest.

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>> no, no, no!

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Wait, wait, wait!

263
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Not -- not fumbles!

264
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Come on, you could call me --
You could call me sureshot or,

265
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Uh, triggerman!

266
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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[ zing! ]
[ crash! ]

268
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[ laughter ]
>> that is some classic fumbles

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There!

270
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[ alarm blaring ]
>> enough fun, joes.

271
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Cobra's on the move.

272
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Fumbles, I want this mess
Cleaned up by the time we get

273
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Back.

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[ laughter ]
>> no.

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[bleep] This!

276
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No, I quit!

277
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>> welcome to cobra, calvin.

278
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You need a code name, and, my,
Those are some fancy trousers

279
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You're wearing.

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I shall call you...

281
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Trousersnake.

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>> heh, I don't even care
Anymore.

283
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>> go, joe!

284
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>> all: go, joe!

285
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>> wind -- 3.8 miles southwest.

286
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Mark velocity -- 7.8 kilometers
Per hour.

287
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>> what's -- what's hap--
>> my god.

288
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I don't even hear the shots.

289
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[ parrot squawks ]
>> for the love of all that's

290
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Holy, get behind a tank!

291
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[ sputters, coughs ]
[ metal unsheathes ]

292
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[ whish! Whish! ]
[ bullet zings ]

293
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>> I don't want to die!

294
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I don't want to die!

295
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>> hey, gung-ho.

296
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Hold that thought.

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[ bullet zings ]
[ whish! Splat! ]

298
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Ooh-ooh-ooh.

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Fumble.

300
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>> [ wailing ]
[ bullet zings ]

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[ eagle screams ]
[ bullet zings ]

302
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>> make it stop!

303
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Make it stop!

304
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Is -- is he gone?

305
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[ bullet zings
[ splat! ]

306
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>> you [bleep]
You killed everything I love!

307
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Take me, too!

308
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Take me, too!

309
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>> no.

310
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No, you live with it.

311
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>> wow, uh, great job.
Trousersnake.

312
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>> it's fumbles.

313
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:26,959
It was always fumbles.

314
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>> ♪ I'm not sure what to do ♪
♪ ba-bawk also ♪

315
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♪ ba-bawk also-a-wawk wawk
Also ♪

316
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♪ ba-bawk also ♪
♪ ba-bawk also ♪

317
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♪ ba-bawk also-a-wawk wawk
Also ♪

318
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♪ ba-bawk also ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪

319
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪

320
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.

321
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>> I just want to be clear here.

322
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I'm not saying lando's perfect,
But who is?

323
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Am I right?

324
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,683
I'm just saying it wasn't an
Easy decision to make.

325
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,917
Remember "Schindler's list"?

326
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:52,885
Same thing.

327
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"One to save millions."

328
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"One to save millions."

329
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Saved leia and chewie when vader
Altered the deal, right?

330
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Nobody mentions that one, do
They?

331
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Went undercover for months in
Jabba's palace to save han, huh?

332
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,532
¿no recuerdo?

333
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,068
Blew up the second death star
With the pancake kid!

334
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,403
I'm a [bleep] Hero, man!

335
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,639
I'm not saying I need a street
Named after me, but it wouldn't

336
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Hurt to throw a penny into a
Calrissian wish fountain every

337
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Now and then!

338
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You know what I'd wish for?

339
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Peace and love, baby.

340
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Peace and love.